Saturday, August 05, 2006

Me, him and the nothing thing


Nothing in definition


Nothing is the lack or absence of anything (including empty area or a vacuum). Colloquially, however, the term is often used to describe a particularly unimpressive thing, event, or object. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki)

We invented (or decided to say that we invented) this nothing thing about 2 days ago (well, actually it’s not ours but we don’t think any of our friends even realize when and where they ever heard it, so.. :P ).

So, it’s a term you use to show that you’re emotionless to someone or something.
We found that being emotionless is even meaner than the feeling of dislike and hate. It should be on the top of the list. It’s like.. whatever happen to that person or that something, you just don’t care. You don’t hate them, you don’t feel happy for them of course, they do exist but you just.. don’t feel anything. They’re just meaningless.

The use of “the new nothing” in a sentence

In a sentence, this nothing isn’t applied as a participial or gerund (hey, I sound smart! Thanks Steny darl!). This nothing thing works as a verb.

Examples :

1.
Mario : They’re so annoying. I hate them.
Me : Don’t hate them.. let’s just nothing them.
Mario : Okay, I nothing them. That’s a nice thing to do.

2.
Mario : How could you like something like The OC? Is it really just about the clothes and the hairdo?
Me : No, it's about the clothes, the hairdo, the soundtracks and the Adam Brody:)
Mario : Whoever that is. I decide to nothing the show.

3.
Me : Hey, let's spread this nothing thing to all of our friends!
Mario : Okay, but I’m not nothinging my friends!

Isn’t this nothing thing so cool?
So, start to spread it to the ones you love, your friends, your hang out buddies, your boyfriend/girlfriend, cause we believe whoever you love is a cool person, and only cool person deserves this cool thang!;)

And of course, if they ask “Where do you got this cool stuff?”, you have to answer “from Sekar and Mario!”. (Oh what a match we are! ;) )

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

And of course, if they ask “Where do you got this cool stuff?”, you have to answer “from Sekar and Mario!”. (Oh what a match we are! ;)

um.. i thought the answer is "from Jordan" :P

ingenue said...

hey, i said "we invented", so this is pretty much "me and him" world, where there are no scrubs fan existed! got it? and why are you stalking my blog, anyway??

hehehe.. hey, Ga!:)

Anonymous said...

it's simply describe yourself:
u're nothing but BIATCH!
what a great invention, huh

ingenue said...

woohoo!! a "hate comment"! finally! ;D
I started to feel like some kind of controversial TV personality, which is so cool!
and yea, we do think it's a great invention!
thanks for visiting my blog! it's always fun to have more fans, ya know? ;)

Anonymous said...

By the way is the thing called "mario" still in your vocabulary sis?? Hehehhehe
This 'nothing thing' so gak penting dehhh...huahahauk
-tetanggamu-

ingenue said...

it's a Yes with the capital Y, as you see it. we should really talk, neighbor!!
:)